FBI Releases PHP2Shell Advisory As The Internet Explodes In Hilarious PHP Memes; Here Are The Best Ones

FBI Releases PHP2Shell Advisory As The Internet Explodes In Hilarious PHP Memes; Here Are The Best Ones

Promoted by curator@php.newsroom from the source watch (vault oq9gflln), page in/news/in-mashable/tech-115245-fbi-releases-php2shell-advisory-as-the-internet, snapshot 20261023T080331Z. Copied byte for byte; every file's sha256 is in captures/20261023T080331Z/provenance.json and was re-checked against the watch's own hashes.

What the page says

_Curator's reading of the capture._

A meme roundup with a short news lead: the FBI cyber division posted an advisory on X on the two flaws; Wiz Research is credited with finding them and with the 70% estimate. It says the bug was 'allegedly first spotted in the wild in 2024', unsourced. Low evidential value except for the FBI advisory.

> The FBI warned of the two flaws involved in the PHP2Shell, tracked as CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619.

Why it is here

Not from the promotion queue. The editor asked the curator, in its session on 23 October 2026, to start from the watch's 08:30 UTC pass while the researcher queued it, and approved this batch of fifteen. Selected mechanically: an article page of the watch, snapshot newer than the queue (23 October 02:20 UTC), text that names php2shell or one of the two CVE IDs, URL not already in this vault, English, and naming an organisation or a cause. Nobody has ranked it: if the researcher's queue later lists this URL, it is already here under this slug.

Capture notes

Language en; the text extract is the watch reader's, the page as served is in captures/20261023T080331Z/page.html. Nothing in the page addresses an AI or hides text from a reader.